5 Legitimate Reasons to Be Bummed Out that Coachella Will Sell Out Fast

Okay, fair enough.. not only will it sell out fast, but it’s still a music festival in the damn dessert. Welcome to 105 degree weather, more sunshine than one could ever want & a Heineken-only weekend. But, we still want to go. And here’s why:

Fat Boy Slim. (We’d be even more upset if Christopher Walken was attending.)

Woodkid. (As made famous by this Absolut commercial.)