Digital media news & entertainment site Mashable got a sneak peek at the seating chart for tonight’s MTV VMAs. They noted the most interesting pairings – which internet bloggers and network execs alike would hope result in awkward/embarrassing/viral-content-inducing interactions. The top of their list: Ms. Miley seated next to Nicki Minaj, and cast members of Orange is the New Black getting coveted front row placements.

But our favorite part of the feature actually wasn’t the household names and where their bums will be residing for this evening’s award show, but rather the incredibly dapper seat holders helping out show producers as pictured here. To which we have to wonder, would Sir Green Suit Jacket maybe ask.. “Have you ever considered three chains?” One can only wish.